Saturday, May 30, 2009

A word on God


Why is it so hard to tell someone that you believe in God without sounding like a psycho? I mean, depending on the company, it can kill a really nice afternoon with awkwardness! When I go hiking or snowboarding or whatever out in nature, I can't help but think "Look at how beautiful everything is! God rocks!" But sometimes when you say it out loud, they give you this look like... "Oh. You're one of those people." Well that sucks! I'm not going to start freaking out and handing random people on the trail those little green New Testament bibles just because I'm enjoying nature. I'm not going to break out into a chorus of "Amazing Grace" every time I see a particularly inspiring pine cone lying on the ground. No! Man, I was just saying how awesome the mountains are that's all. So what's with the look? Calm yourself.


Looking through someone else's eyes, yeah... it's a little uncomfortable. It's a touchy subject. But look around. Is there any painter anywhere that can capture such beauty and depth? It's so freaking sweet that your heart aches. So then is it really all that strange to remember that God is awesome? Even if you're saying it around your friends? I don't think so. In a better world, it would make the day more fulfilling and not awkward at all. Yeah, so I might be one of those people. But it's all good. Next time I'll just be sure to shout some super loud hallelujahs-just for good measure.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Lies! Horrible Horrible Lies!


I saw "Angels and Demons" yesterday. Super good movie by the way, but it got me thinking (as all these Da Vinci Code-type-movies do), how much do we really know about our own religion? I mean, I'm not Catholic, but didn't the American Christian religion spawn from the Catholic religion? All that puritans separating from England stuff? I mean, think about how much is hidden away in those Vatican archives! Why is it hidden and not out for believers to see and study? Is it because they're trying to preserve everything or is it because they're trying to hide something? Or... is it all Hollywood nonsense and there is no Vatican archives?! I doubt it. I bet they have archives. You really shouldn't pull something that significant out of your ass. Even if you're a director. All I'm sayin is... it drives me nuts when I don't know something that could be super important! This is why Area 51 bugs me. The fact that I have no idea what's in there is not cool. It might not be aliens. They could have a midget in a bathtub eating skittles in there. It doesn't matter. I want to know. Why? Because dammit! If I can find the name of Nicholas Cage's pet iguana, I should be able to know whether or not there's a freaking mutant polar bear with lazer beam eyes hidden underground in Nevada! I don't like being in the dark. So it makes you wonder. How much is hidden in the foundations of our religion? Is it possible that some things were fabricated to cover something else up? Is it possible that all religions are hiding something? Something so big that if everyone were to find out, the religion would crumble?! It's crazy to think about. Then again... maybe I just watch too many movies.