Come Back Later. I'm Busy Being Irked.

Strange things annoy me sometimes. Not sure what it is... I probably just need to calm the hell down. Then again, you might agree with me. Here goes.

1. When I go to the gym, pick a locker, leave and come back the locker next to mine is always taken. Which is fine except when there's a million open lockers everywhere else. Then you might ask, why is that such a big deal? Why? Because we'll then share awkward, cramped locker space when I could otherwise be getting dressed without someone 6 inches from my naked butt. Unnecessary.

2. People that ask if I'm "serious" with my boyfriend. Do I come across as a casual dater? Do you see me flirting with all things male? Unless you see me dating other guys, I'm pretty much exclusive. Isn't everyone who isn't casually dating "serious" with said partner? And honestly, it's not so much serious as it is goofy as hell.

3. Farmville. Vampire wars. Mafia wars. Really Facebook? Really?

4. When the easy open packaging is anything but. Also, I can't get the damn cap off of the child-proof bottle of Tylenol.

5. When I keep swiping at a hair that's tickling my face and there's no freaking hair there.

6. Static electricity. Good for a laugh. Bad for your skirt.

7. Conspiracy theorists. More specifically, conspiracy theorists that insist on talking to me as if I'm interested. Please, take your crazy to someone who cares.

8. People who talk during sermons (you know who you are). Do you mind? I'm trying to get saved here.

9. When I walk into a classroom in business attire with my "guest teacher" badge on, carrying the attendance rosters and lesson plans and the kids go: "Where's the teacher?" Bite me.

10. Just to avoid changing the roll of toilet paper, someone leaves a single square, not adequate enough to wipe a mouse's ass, on the roll.

Does the list go on? Oh my yes. But to continue would just make me look like a whiner wouldn't it? I hope I'm not insane and someone, anyone, can sympathize.